QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The advantage of having a bad memory is that you can enjoy the same things over and over again!"

"When it's obvious that you cannot achieve your aims, don't alter your aims, alter the steps you take to get there."

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted!" - W C Fields

"We open when we get here, we close when we leave. If you come and we're not here, then we just haven't coincided."

If you get rid of all your fears, you'll have more space in which to live all your dreams.

“Happy wife, happy life.”

La educación no es la respuesta a la pregunta. La educación es el medio para encontrar la respuesta a todas las preguntas. [Education is not the answer to the question. Education is the means of finding the answer to all questions] - William Allin

„Das Fangen von Schmetterlingen und Vögeln im Buro ist verboten!“ [Catching butterflies and birds in the office is prohibited (Vögeln, as well as being the plural form of the German word for bird, is also a slang word for “screwing” or “bonking”).]

“Hijo mío, la felicidad está hecha de pequeñas cosas. Un pequeño yate, una pequeña mansión, una pequeña fortuna …..” [My friend, happiness is brought about by small things: a small yacht, a small mansion, a small fortune.....]

Has it ever happened to you, that you were looking for a pencil and it was in your hand all the time? Well, a similar thing happens with happiness.

„Widersprich niemals eine Frau. Warte bis sie es selber tut.“ [Never contradict a woman. Wait till she does it herself!]

"You only live once. But if you do it well, once is enough."

¡No te quites el sayo hasta el 40 de mayo! [Similar to : Cast ne'er a clout, till may be out.] - BTW, may does not refer to the month of May, but the may blossom.

Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all life's problems.

How true.

If you're drinking to forget, pay before you start.

And the wise man said ..... "Defend yourself with your smile, attack with your silence and overcome with your indifference." [Anon.]

"A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her!" [W C Fields]