QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"I opened a Gmail account, another in Hotmail, one in Facebook and a Twitter account ... I don't know, your Honour ... I may well have opened another account in Switzerland, I can't remember ...I don't know." [Anon.]

"Enjoy the little things in life, because one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things!" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr, American writer

HOUSE RULES: Don't get cross; Know how to forgive; Only shout with joy; Kiss each other 1000 times a day; Laugh loudly; Give strong hugs; Smile every day; Only cry with happiness; Be happy and love each other a lot.

"Love me when I least deserve it, because that is when I need it most!" [Anon.]

“SIT LONG TALK MUCH AND LAUGH OFTEN!"

“¡OTRA VEZ LUNES! Menos mal que el día siguiente a pasado mañana ya es la víspera del VIERNES.” [“It’s Monday again! At least the day after the day after tomorrow is the eve of Friday.”]

“Para cada minuto que estás enfadado, pierdes 60 segundos de felicidad.” [“For every minute that you spend angry, you are losing 60 seconds of happiness.”]

"Best friends are like stars; although you can't always see them, you know that they are there."

„Widersprich niemals eine Frau. Warte bis sie es selber tut.“ [Never contradict a woman. Wait till she does it herself!]

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” - Anon

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” —Charles M. Schulz (creator of Peanuts)

"However long the storm rages, the sun always shines strongly again."

A week after Easter, this holds good for now and forever.

"BEER is like LIFE. Enjoy it before it comes to an end!"

Beer is cheaper than petrol - DRINK-DON'T DRIVE - Don't go off in the car to go drinking, drink locally!"

Self-explanatory

“Mea con gusto, mea contento, pero si te pido que mees por dentro.” [Pee happily, pee with joy, but, please, I beg you, pee in the bowl!] - Anon

“A veces sentimos que lo que hacemos es tan solo una gota en el mar, pero el mar sería menos si le faltara una gota.” - Mother Theresa of Calcutta [Sometimes we feel that what we do is nothing more than a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be diminished if a drop were missing.]

"THE WISE MAN SAYS: Defend yourself with a smile, attack with silence and conquer with indifference."

Easter Sunday - Jesus ascends into heaven. [Image courtesy of Reader's Digest]

"There is only one certainty in life and that is that nothing is certain." - G.K. Chesterton

Tee, hee, hee ....! [Image courtesy of Good Housekeeping magazine]

"The great gift of Easter is hope." - Basil Hume, late Catholic Archbishop of Westminster

“Bier auf Wein, das lass sein. Wein auf Bier, das rate ich dir.“ [Beer on top of wine, leave it be. Wine on top of beer, I can recommend.] [Note: Julie Wilkinson has offered a neat little rhyme in English with a similar meaning: "Beer before wine is fine; wine before beer is queer."]

“La mente que se abre a una nueva idea, jamás volverá a su tamaño original.” [Anon.] [The mind that opens up to new ideas will never go back to its original size.]