HOUSE RULES: Don't get cross; Know how to forgive; Only shout with joy; Kiss each other 1000 times a day; Laugh loudly; Give strong hugs; Smile every day; Only cry with happiness; Be happy and love each other a lot.
Read More"Love me when I least deserve it, because that is when I need it most!" [Anon.]
Read More“SIT LONG TALK MUCH AND LAUGH OFTEN!"
Read More“¡OTRA VEZ LUNES! Menos mal que el día siguiente a pasado mañana ya es la víspera del VIERNES.” [“It’s Monday again! At least the day after the day after tomorrow is the eve of Friday.”]
Read More“Para cada minuto que estás enfadado, pierdes 60 segundos de felicidad.” [“For every minute that you spend angry, you are losing 60 seconds of happiness.”]
Read More"Best friends are like stars; although you can't always see them, you know that they are there."
Read More„Widersprich niemals eine Frau. Warte bis sie es selber tut.“ [Never contradict a woman. Wait till she does it herself!]
Read More“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” - Anon
Read More“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” —Charles M. Schulz (creator of Peanuts)
Read More"However long the storm rages, the sun always shines strongly again."
Read MoreA week after Easter, this holds good for now and forever.
Read More"BEER is like LIFE. Enjoy it before it comes to an end!"
Read MoreBeer is cheaper than petrol - DRINK-DON'T DRIVE - Don't go off in the car to go drinking, drink locally!"
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Read More“Mea con gusto, mea contento, pero si te pido que mees por dentro.” [Pee happily, pee with joy, but, please, I beg you, pee in the bowl!] - Anon
Read More“A veces sentimos que lo que hacemos es tan solo una gota en el mar, pero el mar sería menos si le faltara una gota.” - Mother Theresa of Calcutta [Sometimes we feel that what we do is nothing more than a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be diminished if a drop were missing.]
Read More"THE WISE MAN SAYS: Defend yourself with a smile, attack with silence and conquer with indifference."
Read MoreEaster Sunday - Jesus ascends into heaven. [Image courtesy of Reader's Digest]
Read More"There is only one certainty in life and that is that nothing is certain." - G.K. Chesterton
Read MoreTee, hee, hee ....! [Image courtesy of Good Housekeeping magazine]
Read More"The great gift of Easter is hope." - Basil Hume, late Catholic Archbishop of Westminster
Read More“Bier auf Wein, das lass sein. Wein auf Bier, das rate ich dir.“ [Beer on top of wine, leave it be. Wine on top of beer, I can recommend.] [Note: Julie Wilkinson has offered a neat little rhyme in English with a similar meaning: "Beer before wine is fine; wine before beer is queer."]
Read More“La mente que se abre a una nueva idea, jamás volverá a su tamaño original.” [Anon.] [The mind that opens up to new ideas will never go back to its original size.]
Read More“I have overcome my will power and taken up smoking again.” [Mark Twain]
Read More“Piensa como adulto, vive como joven, aconseja como anciano Y nunca dejes de soñar como niño.” [Think like an adult, live life like a youngster, give advice like an old person but never stop dreaming like a child.]
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